Think you've got a virus? Worried about software that might be watching your online banking transactions?
Let me disinfect your computer. I will check for and remove viruses, spyware, malware, root kits, ransomware, PUPS (potentially unwanted programs), browser toolbars and search providers you never installed.
Even if you don't understand the previous paragraph, if you have any concerns about the safety of your machine I will disinfect it for you.